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[08 Feb 2005|11:15pm] |
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Fabulous.
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[01 Nov 2004|01:12pm] |
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Ok, so I'm in New Jersey.
It's really beautiful here, this place has all four seasons.
Not like in Cali where it's summer and then it should be fall but it's still as hot as a can be and you're standing around trying to justify calling it fall when you really can't because it isn't.
So the leaves around here are breathtaking, thank god I don't have to rake them up.
You know what else is really rather humorous?
I came out here to visit my grandparents and my aunts and uncles and everything because I never see them and they're so far away.
The ironic part is that I have consumed more alcohol here in 5 days than I normally do in 6 months.
Man, we drink in the morning, the afternoon, the evening....and everything inbetween!
I musta stayed up til 3am on Friday night drinking and playing cards.
This is the life!
I know what you're thinking, "drinking with your grandparents? how can that be cool?"
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it.
I'm having a great time!
Bottoms up!
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[22 Jun 2004|10:16pm] |
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Happy Birthday Denise!
21.
Wow.
Only 9 more years to live.
Better make them good.
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| aged half a century |
[19 May 2004|07:56pm] |
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This was on my desk Thursday? I think, after I got back from lunch.
My co-worker and I had been talking about the band earlier that day because she had heard something about them on the news or something. One of the band members had beaten one of the other band members or I don't know what happened but she thought it was terrible, I thought it was funny, she thought I was crazy, I told her she was senile. Being half a century old does that to you.
Anyway I don't let anyone change my radio station up front and they simply abhor my music but she listens anyway because she does like some of the softer slower crappier music. To make a long story that is already sort of long not as long as it could be, they mentioned that "Slipknot" was going to be at Memorial Auditorium that night and it was a hot show and everyone should go so she wrote me this not and stuck it on Batman (he's part of my action figure collection at work and I play with him everyday because he's my favorite, he usually kidnaps fidy cent.) so I would see it.
See it I did. I really tried not to laugh because she was trying really hard to be "with it" and "in" I guess. Tried.
I lost it when I read "be there or be square".
As you can see she also made up a new band name, "Skipknot".
Yep, can't wait to see them.
I hope you all found this as amusing as I did, and if you didn't...oh well huh?
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| damn whip... |
[03 May 2004|09:33pm] |
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| I am the Charmer Charm is seduction without sex. Charmers are consummate manipulators, masking their cleverness by creating a mood of pleasure and comfort. Their method is simple; they deflect attention from themselves and focus it on their target. They understand your spirit, feel your pain, adapt to your moods. In the presence of a Charmer you feel better about yourself. Learn to cast the Charmer's spell by aiming at people's primary weaknesses: vanity and self-esteem. Symbol: The Mirror. Your spirit holds a mirror up to others. When they see you they see themselves: their values, their tastes, even their flaws. Their lifelong love affair with their own image is comfortable and hypnotic; so feed it. No one ever sees what is behind the mirror. |
What Type of Seducer are You?
created by  polite_society </p>
*hophophop*
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[10 Mar 2004|10:20pm] |
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Y'all thought I died didn't you?
Well that was vain of me, presuming y'all even thought about it.
One day, before I'm 90, hopefully I'll get over myself.
One can always hope.
You're Element is Night. You're a loner who is very
creative but never show your work to anyone.
You may smile a little but sadness or
loneliness surround you and other can feel it
when they're near you. You have a dark or
unusual beauty that makes you mysterious and
you probably have a lot of secrets that you've
never told anyone. You're beauty is intriging
and unorthidox but the real thing that makes
you special is your eyes. Something in them
makes them like "Diamonds in the
Rough".
What's Your Element(girls)? (PICTURES)
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You are a PHOENIX in your soul and your
wings make a statement. Huge and born of flame,
they burn with light and power and rebirth.
Ashes fall from your wingtips. You are an
amazingly strong person. You survive, even
flourish in adversity and hardship. A firm
believer in the phrase, 'Whatever doesn't kill
you only makes you stronger,' you rarely fear
failure. You know that any mistake you make
will teach you more about yourself and allow
you to 'rise from the ashes' as a still greater
being. Because of this, you rarely make the
same mistake twice, and are not among the most
forgiving people. You're extremely powerful and
wise, and are capable of fierce pride, passion,
and anger. Perhaps you're this way because you
were forced to survive a rough childhood. Or
maybe you just have a strong grasp on reality
and know that life is tough and the world is
cruel, and it takes strength and independence
to survive it. And independence is your
strongest point - you may care for others, and
even depend on them...but when it comes right
down to it, the only one you need is yourself.
Thus you trust your own intuition, and rely on
a mind almost as brilliant as the fire of your
wings to guide you.You are eternal and because
you have a strong sense of who and what you
are, no one can control your heart or mind, or
even really influence your thinking. A symbol
of rebirth and renewal, you tend to be a very
spiritual person with a serious mind - never
acting immature and harboring a superior
disgust of those who do. Likewise, humanity's
stupidity and tendency to want others to solve
their problems for them frustrates you
endlessly. Though you can be stubborn,
outspoken, and haughty, I admire you greatly.
*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Even when there is none.
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| seeing red |
[19 Jan 2004|01:32pm] |
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To hell with the new year.
It's just as bad as last year goddammit.
Friday night I got pulled over for speeding.
First time I've ever been pulled over.
Well, I've been in the car when Erika got pulled over but that doesn't count because I didn't do anything wrong (she didn't either a couple of the times).
So I was doing 85ish when I was supposed to be doing 65.
He pulled me over for two reasons, that one was only secondary.
First one was because I passed him on the freeway.
Yeah, I know, not the smartest thing to do.
Told me I singlehandedly made a mockery of The Highway Patrol.
I was blessedly silent throughout the whole ordeal.
Thankfully he only gave me a verbal warning.
Bobbei was with me and he looked so scared.
Looking back on it, it was really funny.
Well, it was really funny then but if I had laughed and told him I usally drive down Elk Grove Florin doing 50 to 55 in the 35 zone and I pass all of our cops he prolly would have given me the ticket.
I think I'll be doing just the speed limit for a while.
Yes, yes I will.
Other than that, nothing exciting has happened.
Oh! Denise, I got out tickets, general admission floor sold out tickets :D!
I can't wait!
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| re-education! it's been awhile... |
[11 Dec 2003|11:21pm] |
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Man, I had a fucked up day.
I feel like I should kill myself and just end all the pain and suffering.
Nah.
It wasn't all bad, nise and I went out for coffee and that was fun.
Til they kicked us out 'cause they were remodeling or some shit :P oh well.
Better luck next time eh?
So I will just post a really cool song, you should all go listen to it.
Banditos
So just how far down do you want to go
Well we could talk it out over a cup of joe
And you could look deep into my eyes
Like I was a super-model, uh huh
Well, it's you and me baby no one else we can trust
We'll say nothin to no one no how or we bust
And never crack a smile
Or flinch or cry for nobody
Chorus:
Well give your ID card to the border guard
Now your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I get the Pesos
Yeah and that seems fair
So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
And slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far
When they finally get the word
That there's been a hold-up uh-huh
Chorus
Solo
Chorus
Good times, good times.
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[07 Dec 2003|10:29am] |
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you are darkredviolet
#600B40 |
Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. You're also really lazy at times.
Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative.
Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people's. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You'd rather get to the point than look for what's good.
| | the spacefem.com html color quiz |
Funny how these little online tests never really talk about how lazy you are.
Being lazy is a big part of my life.
I wanted it accounted for so I added it.
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[25 Nov 2003|09:31pm] |
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I was sitting at dinner tonight and it was normal.
Then mom says, "Bobby, tell everyone about your Holiday Inn Express Adventure with Ryan."
Here I am sitting there thinking he and Ryan went there with girls and got laid and drunk and high...but no.
I guess it was early in the morning, 5:30am-ish and they were driving around (don't ask me why, he doesn't know) and they drove by the Holiday Inn Express and decided to check it out.
He says he and Ryan just walked in and checked the place out.
Went to every floor, looked around...
And on the way out they stopped and helped themselves to the continental breakfast before they left.
Apparently they have excellent pastries and biscuits.
My side still hurts from laughing so hard.
The nerve.
I wish I had thought of it first.
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[23 Nov 2003|11:21pm] |
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I own the newspaper goddammit!
And don't you forget that.
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| Enlightenment, I've been lazy. Really lazy. |
[17 Nov 2003|10:50pm] |
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Keep it simple stupid.
Beautiful song, accidental that I listened to it actually.
I'm hopelessly searching through the thousands of DM songs to find one that I heard a long time ago and I don't know how it goes, I don't know what it's called and god forbid if I could even begin to describe it.
But I love it!
Depeche Mode - But Not Tonight
Oh God it's raining
But I'm not complaining
It's filling me up with new life
The stars in the sky
Bring tears to my eyes
They're lighting my way tonight
And I haven't felt so alive
In years
Just for a day
On a day like today
I'll get away from this constant debauchery
The wind in my hair
Makes me so aware
How good it is to live tonight
And I haven't felt so alive
In years
The moon
Is shining in the sky
Reminding me
Of so many other nights
But they're not like tonight
Oh God it's raining
And I'm not containing
My pleasure at being so wet
Here on my own
All on my own
How good it feels to be alone tonight
And I haven't felt so alive
In years
The moon
Is shining in the sky
Reminding me
Of so many other nights
When my eyes had been so red
I'd been mistaken for dead
But not tonight
Hot damn!
I exceeded my quota for monthly posts in one day!
Woot woot!
Nise-chan will prolly think there's something wrong with me or some shit...
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| cannibalism: turn the other cheek so it gets nice and crispy! |
[17 Nov 2003|10:18pm] |
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I've decided to aid in my own re-education.
I won't bore you with the lyrics of so many songs all you rap-happy people don't give a shit about.
Depeche Mode owns me.
As do the Pet Shop Boys.
And let's not forget Placebo.
Sometimes I forget what a sexy bitch Brian Molko really is.
Sad that he's prolly gay.
*sigh*
Sorta dabbling in the Cure and Bauhaus at the moment.
Interesting.
Simplicity is key.
Don't try and quiz me now though, I still know just about nothing.
Music used to be so important, and I lived for the mosh pit.
Now it's like a...hobby...that I take off the shelf every once in awhile when I'm not busy.
Weird.
Odd that a whole period of my life that seemed like such a huge fucking deal was just summarized in one monosyllabic word.
Maybe I need to start doing drugs.
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[15 Nov 2003|09:41am] |
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A big Happy Fucking Birthday goes out to Rika-chan on her 22nd Birthday.
I've known her for about 20 of those years and boy, has it been an experience.
Changed my life.
I might be a normal well adjusted person if it wasn't for that crazy psychofuck.
Ah well, do not mourn for what is lost and can never be found, be happy with what you have.
Hey Rika?
If you lend me a dollar I'll buy you a comic book.
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| peer pressure |
[01 Nov 2003|10:26am] |
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Dragged nise-chan with me to a Halloween party last night.
I wanted to see Sean in his ghetto fabulous outfit.
I got pictures!
It was fun, I also got to see Beanie and Beth and Jessica but I don't particularly care for the last two which is why I didn't move in with them.
Anyway, we hung out for awhile and ate before we went cause we always eat at IHOP because...we just do.
Beanie's boyfriend Jesse I guess made a beer bong?
So he's already kinda sorta wasted, hitting the frame as he walks through doorways and stuff and he's like, "Dre! Come on! Let's take a hit on the beer bong!"
Of course I said no thanks, I'm a huge wuss, it'll probably kill me.
He didn't take that too well.
Plus we weren't drinking beer or anything so as nise-chan said, "as soon as they find out you're not drinking or doing their drugs you're avoided like the plague."
Which was basically true.
I had a lot of fun with Sean though, he cracks me up.
Then, around 11:00ish we left cause nise-chan was truly nodding off and my vision was starting to blurr.
I was gonna just crash cause I was so tired but Bobbei had just finished installing Final Fantasy XI so I had to try it.
It's pretty cool, I'm a tarutaru!
What's weird is there are other people like from Japan walking around talking in Japanese and it doesn't translate it for you.
Cool though.
This should be interesting.
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[19 Oct 2003|11:59am] |
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Stole this from nise-chan 'cause she was telling me about it and I thought it was cool.
I was surprised with the results.
You are Form 4, Gargoyle: The Fallen.
"And The Gargoyle mended his wings from the
blood of the fallen so he could rise up from
imprisonment. With great speed and
resourcefulness, Gargoyle made the world his
for the taking."
Some examples of the Gargoyle Form are Daedalus
(Greek) and Mary Magdalene (Christian).
The Gargoyle is associated with the concept of
success, the number 4, and the element of wood.
His sign is the new moon.
As a member of Form 4, you are a creative and
resourceful individual. You are always
thinking of possible solutions to problems you
face and you generally choose one that is
right. Much of your success comes from your
ability to look at things a little differently
than everyone else. Gargoyles are the best
friends to have because they don't always take
things for face value.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Interesting.
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[25 Aug 2003|11:33pm] |
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It was a sad day for me.
My cohort coworker at work was let go.
There's some weird lady that keeps calling me "honey-child".
I'm REALLY looking into those kickboxing classes.
They want me to train her.
She's twice my age and then some.
I'm just a temp.
I'm prolly training my replacement.
It's a sick cruel world.
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| they started it and i fucking finished it. |
[20 Aug 2003|06:55pm] |
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Had a pretty good day at work, wasn't too bad.
Had an even better drive home from work *mwahahahahaha*
Let me explain and maybe you can laugh with me.
I was just merging onto the freeway from 29th street in downtown Sac.
So I got my ass onto the freeway but the merging lane doesn't end it goes right into another exit.
I was getting ready to move into the middle lane to my left and this pickup truck tries to move into my lane right where I am.
Almost hits my car and I'm honking and flipping them off and dammit if they're not honking and flipping me off back.
I moved over into the next lane over to my left which is right next to the carpool lane (which i can't ride in because you have to have 2 people).
There were two people in the pickup truck and they go all the way over into the carpool lane.
They're coming up behind me on my left and I see them rolling down the windows, and out comes a water bottle and it flies over my car (not hitting it) but sprinkling it with water.
I had gone to Java City this morning and got a Mocha Javalance and I didn't really drink it because I also bought a coconut macaroon with it and I had the whole thing with me in the car.
So, I rolled down my window and just as they passed by and were flipping me off, I flipped them off and just before they zoomed off I chucked my coffee into the back of their truck and all over the back window.
Making quite a nice sticky mess.
I was so proud of myself.
All I could hear was, "What the fuck? MOTHERFUCKER!"
I beeped for good measure.
Ah, all in a days work eh?
My work for today is complete.
Onto tomorrow!
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[19 Aug 2003|09:34pm] |
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Shamelessly borrowed forever.
George Bush
Circle I Limbo Mechanical Pencils
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Dweebs
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Morons
Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands The Deftones
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement People who love Neon Genesis
Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell
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| yes but no |
[19 Aug 2003|08:47pm] |
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I just went to Orgy's website...
Ok for all you sick fucks out there, Orgy is a band as well as a "social gathering" thank you kindly.
Anywho, they apply their makeup better than I do and I've been a fan for awhile, I like that shit.
Well on the main page it has news about the new album.
I was all excited and everything and it advertised a chat and all.
Yeah, it says the new album is due out in early 2002 and the chat was in February of 2002.
-_-
Don't these people ever update their goddamn webpages?
They're toying with my emotions!
Unacceptable.
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